“Fuck you, bitch!”

“Haha! Hell yeah!”

“Dog! Come here!”

“Whooo!”

“I’m tired of this. Get out!”

“Hey, we should call Justin and tell him.”

“Shotgun!”

“So is that it, then? That’s all you have to say to me?”

” That’s not really what Hegel meant by that statement.”

Okay, so I made that last one up, but there’s only so much conflict and banality one can take. I know there have been many more, but I haven’t been keeping an exhaustive record. Hmmm…